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The Mess Deck Prank of '82

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John Smith • Leading Seaman • HMS Conqueror (1980 - 1985)

It was a standard patrol in the North Atlantic. Morale was high, but boredom was creeping in. That's when Smudge decided it was time to re-introduce the Chief to the concept of a 'phantom bucket'...

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John Smith
HMS Conqueror (1980 - 1985)
Recorded in The Dit Box: August 2026